What you can do to pass the time

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy".
8) Don't use any punctuation.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.